GLaDOS Made Me Do It

Sep 19, 2014

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah

Sep 18, 2014

(Source: detoxys, via sailorsav)

Sep 18, 2014

(Source: fuckyeahsmilingdogs, via sailorsav)

Sep 18, 2014

  • Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down.
  • After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.

Sep 18, 2014

emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

(via sailorsav)

Sep 18, 2014

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

(via mattru)

Sep 18, 2014

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

(Source: radfemale, via bad-wolf-no-more)

Sep 18, 2014

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

(via mytwistedbrain)

Sep 18, 2014

xsista:


I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

xsista:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

(Source: spoopypoops, via mytwistedbrain)

Sep 18, 2014

(Source: deftera-mirage, via sailorsav)